Top 150+ Funny Quotes For Your Daily Life :😂
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- I like your hairstyle when you shaved your head.
- My mom always tells me that nothing is impossible but I do nothing in the whole day
- I always wanted to buy Mercedes-Benz But I can only buy in my dreams
4.Girl: I can love you if you have these 5 things 1 Money 2 Beautiful House 3 Bank Balance 4. Luxury Car & Food.
Boy: Yes, I have all these ifs your dad can gift me in our wedding loll.
- I am not a dollar ok where my value keeps changing everyday lol.
- I feel unlucky when I don’t find coffee in my kitchen.
- Singing in the bathroom makes me successful but if there is no water in the bathroom when I feel like a failure.
- My mobile data went off while I was chatting with my girlfriend, she breaks up with me as my mobile data limit is over and she thinks I’m poor. haha
- Life gives you a lesson when you still have no teeth haha lol.
- My mobile is like a wife wherever I go my mobile keeps eyes on my network.
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11.Be careful who’s start the word with S. It’s just because you never know when the word S becomes M lol.
12. Even lazy people go to the washroom for some activity, then why don’t I, Even I do have rights too lol.
13.My boss is angry at me when I call his name bull and even his last name is shit. He asks me to call his full name bullshit.
14. I want someone to borrow me a car and then forget the vehicle.
15.Oh God ! if you can’t make me successful then make my friend unsuccessful, please.